rneerkat:

i thought the beef was from a male cow but that was a miss steak

wwworldwide:

mom trust me. this post is gonna make us famous

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

railroadsoftware:

nosdrinker:

oppa spongebob style

thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members 

svveetlemonade:

svveetlemonade:

i don’t want to go to scoOoOoOoOl

i didn’t spell school right ,maybe i should go to school

jouirmoi:

people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it

(Source: android18)

hungarian:

*sees a pretty girl* *sips some haterade*

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

sluttyoliveoil:

you have nice delicate features omg

ahh this is wonderful thank you!!!!

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

ibnuprofen:

what even is the point of tumblr after you hit 420 followers